Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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