quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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