I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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