You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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