these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i dont even know how to be here
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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