xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
