He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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