they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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