fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
"it" just moved
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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