DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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