you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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