I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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