Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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