end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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