Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Randomize
