He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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