why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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