I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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