I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Sober January is a disaster.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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