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super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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