Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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