the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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