I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We left an ass print on the piano.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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