He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Randomize
