"it" just moved
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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