I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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