I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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