You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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