Non-Jews are for practice
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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