TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
im on a boat
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