So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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