She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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