halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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