Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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