in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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