Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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