He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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