My room smells like vodka and shame
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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