i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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