Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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