Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Your tits are I can't wait for
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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