do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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