The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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