I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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