Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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