You work out of a Hotel?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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