North Korea, Best Korea!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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