god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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