uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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