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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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