Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
