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(319): View more from Iowa

The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.

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(714): View more from California

We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now

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(513): View more from Ohio

sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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(906): View more from Michigan

He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...

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(914): View more from New York

He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.

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(831): View more from California

I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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(478): View more from Georgia

Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.

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(207): View more from Maine

it’s my vagina i can do what i want to

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