I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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