so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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