Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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