I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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